Celebrity Big Brother 2014: What can we expect from the rumoured contestants?
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It’s true, they really are milking this cash cow.
It only seems like yesterday that Lee Ryan was trying to dry hump his
way to notoriety and Dappy had found himself a new dad in Jim Davidson.
Jasmine Waltz has disappeared back from whence she came, Luisa is
thrusting her bosom at anyone with a camera and the rest of the crew,
well they’re probably in group therapy.
As always, CBB rumours are flying around like frisbees in the
summertime so let’s see who the potential housemates are, and what they
would bring to the house.
Lauren Goodger
Lauren Goodger (Picture: Getty)
The former TOWIE star is best remembered for complaining… constantly.
She always had a face like thunder and a chip on her shoulder. In her
defence, she was dating Mark Wright and these are common side effects of
being involved with a serial cheater and general douchebag.
Maybe she’ll lighten up in the house and we’ll see a more playful
side to her. Or she’ll moan about doing tasks and take ages to get ready
to go… nowhere. It’ll probably be the latter.
Gary Busey
Gary Busey (AP Photo/Gus Ruelas)
A controversial yank has become a CBB staple. Dirk Benedict and
Michael Madsen spring to mind to name a couple of previous contestants.
Gary Busey fits this category nicely. He would bring randomness,
provocative world views and a few wild anecdotes from his Hollywood
heyday to the house. His face also looks like it may slide off his head
at any moment. That would be a CBB first.
Stephanie Pratt
Stephanie Pratt (Picture: Rex)
The Hills, Made in Chelsea and her brother is a former contestant. Stephanie is an ideal candidate for this show.
Expect nothing less than bitching, flirting and masterful manipulation should she make the cut.
Steph and Dom
Stephanie and Dominic (Picture: C4)
Gogglebox’s posh pair would be a great addition to the house. I just
hope the booze is in good supply or they might get a bit arsey. And
without a television to watch, will they just observe the other
housemates and talk about them? Could create problems… definitely get
them in.
Lettice Rowbotham
Lettice Rowbotham (Picture: ITV)
Great name and hilarious personality, if she makes it into the house
she would be an early favourite. Ditzy, energetic and likable, at some
stage she’ll definitely fall over and need some Savlon and a sticky
plaster.
Josie Cunningham
Josie Cunningham (Picture: Facebook/Josie Cunningham)
Well, what can I say? If she entered the house she would be public
enemy number one and spend the entire time on the defensive, from both
the housemates and the viewers.
That’s probably how she likes it though. Similar to Katie Hopkins,
she is a professional provocateur, trying to get a rise out of people
with sweeping statements and poorly constructed arguments. A CBB
must-have then.
Michael Le Vell
Michael Le Vell (Picture: ITV)The
troubled Corrie star has had a tough year. With all of his issues
seemingly behind him CBB could be the perfect start of his career
resurrection.
Should he enter the house expect deep and meaningful conversations
about life, second chances and redemption. And tears, lots and lots of
tears.
[Metro UK]