In those days, you can't eat your cake and have it, but these days you
can eat your cake and have it FULL….Oh yes!!! Chika Esumobi (not real
name), a 20-year old undergraduate at the University of Abuja,
recently tested the limits of the wisécrack. And now acccording to our
amébos, the new hymén is gaining ground among abuja babés. Originally
produced by Asian séx toy company Gigímodo, an interesting toy
sometimes called a 'designer hymén' is sold at $30 (N4800) per piece
on its website and shipped in by retailers who then sell for between
N9, 000 to N15, 000. Plastíc and shaped like a sac, it is a flat
object that éxpands to fit when placed inside the hóneypot, leakíng an
optímal quantity of a blood-like liquid, after pénile préssure, thus
símulating the act déflowering. It is meant to be insérted about 15
minutes before séxual íntercourse, with hands washed clean. It comes
with a manual and can only be used once. There are – thank God his
mércies – reportedly no side effects.
SOURCE: TalkOfNaija.Com
